MegaShark vs. Crocosaurus

Thanks to the great podcast, Film Sack, I now have developed a healthy appreciation of really, really crappy movies. Lately most Sunday mornings, I've been picking a random movie from Netflix, based solely on the weird title or cover art. Today's selection was "MegaShark vs. Crocosaurus." It starred Urkel. It was awesome. Inspired by Film Sack's "things I learned watching this movie" segment, I have listed the knowledge I have gained from watching this crappy, crappy movie. Enjoy.